Yeah I was pretty bored last night, and I guess my mate was too
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I sp'ose Mayte.
Upcoming one's misery isn't even the start of it.
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48,054 notesCruel Intentions: Scene with Annette and Sebastian
- SEBASTIAN: I'm sorry about that.
- ANNETTE: I am too.
- SEBASTIAN: You know what? I'm not sorry, I don't take it back.
- ANNETTE: I thought we were just going to be friends.
- SEBASTIAN: I can't handle it. I can't keep my feelings all bottled up like you. Can you honestly tell me that you feel nothing for me?
- ANNETTE: Yeah, I have feelings for you, Sebastian.
- SEBASTIAN: Then what's wrong? It's not like you have a husband, unless your married to Jesus.
- ANNETTE: That's not fair.
- SEBASTIAN: Why can't we be together?
- ANNETTE: You really want to know?
- SEBASTIAN: Yes, I want to know why.
- ANNETTE: It's because I don't trust myself with you.
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“oh you dont like that enpi?” *walks off*
*comes back* “how about THIS enpi??”
omGSJFHOdjaofhd
omg why am I laughing so hard? XD
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(6 days ago)785 notes
THIS MAN.
IS ATTACKING HIMSELF.
WITH A BADGER HAND PUPPET.
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(6 days ago)17,497 notesGod I’ve shown this picture so many times but it never gets old. And I haven’t talked about it in at least 6 months so it’s time for another round.
It’s a wooden cut out family at the beach in California somewhere and the mom and dad and sister are totally normal and examining beach objects and then, on the fringes, is the fucking horrifying brother laughing w/ boogie board in tow. So out of place. So terrifying.
I feel like having seen this in real life, I have an impossibly high bar for comedy because I know exactly how hilarious a thing can be, and this is the fucking pinacle.
I will never not reblog this.
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(6 days ago)36,278 notes
skype emailed me to ask if im okay
skype is my only true friend
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A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”.
GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY … GIRRRL LOOK AT THAT BODDDYYY.
I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
WHAT IS THIS
OMF
remember
My blog is slowly deteriorating into stuff like this.
But.
I just…. It’s so funny. XD
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(6 days ago)129,674 notes
i really dgaf if this goes with my blog
this is amazing
god bless the person who saved someone’s life
Omg I don’t think you understand how many tears I’m shedding with this. Suicide is 100% preventable. Even if you have to forcefully show that person. Bless that guy. Bless him so much. The rush of adrenaline he must have felt at that moment. Lifting a person like that is not easy. Seeing someone about to jump to their death, knowing he’s one of the few who can save his life. That’s all the motivation he needed. He’s one of the few who didn’t just walk by. I’m officially inspired.
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY. OFFICIALLY MY FAVORITE POST ON HERE. i wish i could do something so .. well .. life saving. God bless this man. <333333333333333333
forever reblog
what a legend saving that guys life <3
incredible
I’m not religious, but this man is truly a godsend. Wow.
(via imgTumble)this guy <3
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(1 week ago)210,767 notes
Let There Be Randomness!!: So I woke up this morning in a pool of my own blood.
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(1 week ago)Wait, let me back up.
Hi, my name is Cara and I’m a 21 year old woman. Every 28 days, give or take, I have a period. And it fucking sucks. Today, was one of those where I take from the 28 day cycle. I wasn’t due for another period for at least a week, but considering that…
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